“All I’m Asing you is Don’t right me off just yet” – sabta lang
I had a long chat w/ a friend last night and she said pilosopo daw ko…so it got me thinking to blog about philosophy or create a post nga maypagka pilosopo…but it was hard…so nangaykay nalang kos ako email and I found a message nga pilosopo gyud kaayu…here it is:
1.) One scotch, two scoitch, three scotch, FLOOR
2.) Atheism is a non-prophet Organization
3.) Can an atheist get insurance against what lawyers call and “Act of God”?
4.)If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have them?
5.) I went to a bookstore and asked the sales lady, “Where’s the Self Help section?”, she replied: “If I told you, it would defeat the purpose.”
6.) What if there were no “Hypothetical questions?”
7.) Is there another word for” synonym?”
8.) What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating and endangered plant?
9.) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
10.) If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
11.) One of the nicest thing about an egoist is he never talks about other people.
12.) Why do they call them “hemorrhoids” instead of “Asteroids”?
13.) If you spin an Oriental man three times in a tight circle, does he become “disoriented”?
14.) Why is it called “Tourist Season” if you can’t shoot them?
15.) If the police arrests a mute, do they tell him he has “the right to remain silent”?
If mu critique mo kanang dapat subjective ok?